Sunday Bits

Three microblogging bits from Sunday. #baldursgate3 #videos #wheeloftime

Tuesday Bits

Three microblogging bits from Tuesday. #baldursgate3

Haunt (2019, Scott Beck, Bryan Woods)

A well-shot SAW-ish movie that had its moments (well, one moment… the end) but overall kind of a predictable story full of shallow kids I didn’t really care about, and too much slasher for my tastes.

Devil (2010)

This is my favorite kind of Stephen King story, except it’s not a Stephen King story, it’s credited to Brian Nelson and M. Night Shyamalan.

A Bay of Blood (1971, Mario Bava)

Another cheap Italian Mario Bava movie from the film era before sound design mattered, so everything sounds like a badly dubbed, warbly cassette tape.

The Keep (1983, Michael Mann)

Lots of star power and Tangerine Dream but I think I must have had a stroke because what was that? It started very promising, but it wasn’t my imagination that it felt like half the narrative had been cut out, leaving random gibberish, because it was.

The Sentinal (1977)

The one where Christopher Walken gets a higher credit than Jeff Goldblum by chewing gum and saying nothing whatsoever, and where Tom Berenger makes a surprise one-line appearance at the end.

Dracula (1931)

Not something I meant to watch, but it just happened to be on the front page of Amazon Prime one day.

Nope (2022, Jordan Peele)

Turned out it wasn’t really a horror movie, it’s more of a science ficion movie.

Hell Fest (2018)

Typical factory-produced teen slasher made to pay the bills.